What? Me? Ambassador you are... sorry, I forgot, that Vulcans are never joking. very well... NAME: Amanda E.T. Greyson. E.T. is the shortcut for the English Teacher, Ambassador. You should better stop watching these ancient sci-fi vids. SEX: Of course I mean... female... HOME: The college dormitory of the University of San Francisco. HEIGHT: slightly above Ambassador Sarek's shoulders EYES: blue. What? Dark blue? Are you sure Ambassador? I should better check the mirror. HAIR: light brown, curly, always in wild disarray. I can never get them in any appropriate from. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I prefer books. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? this you will never figure out. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: I prefer books. FAVOURITE SMELL: roses. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I will better not speak about it. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Managing my job at the embassy quite good. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: reading, prepare for my exam, doing foolish things with my room mate. FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: the good old hard-rock. You find this music barbaric, Ambassador? Good! WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Hopefully the Vulcans have made their homework without any comments about the lacking, logical sense of the English grammar. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never. ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? I prefer bungee jumping from the Golden Gate. Ah, Ambassador... it is quite relaxing too... in some way... PEN OR PENCIL: I'm using the attaché. This man needs some extra lessons in English. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Depends on the situation and the person on the other end of the wire. FAVOURITE FOODS: Hamburger. Ambassador, I have never considered to became a vegetarian. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes... I did. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Yes, I'm frequently, when I'm eating a hamburger in house full of militant vegetarians. What, Vulcans aren't militant? Should I repeat your latest comments Ambassador? CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Both! CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Bacon bits! DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? YES! DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I'm already out of this age. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? My professor of history. This man is an slim idiot. What? Did you never failed by any exam Ambassador? What? Vulcans aren't failing by any exam? Are you joking? ... sorry I forgot. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Homo sapiens sapiens, thanks for asking. THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Surak. I would have some very interesting conversations with this man. After all Ambassador, he was one of the last Vulcans, whose managed to think illogical, in accord of their time. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Gin. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio. EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I don't like broccoli. GIRLS - WOULD YOU ASK A GUY FOR THE SHIRT OFF HIS BACK? Yes. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I will see, after I finish the university. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The colour is not the problem. IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? This I keep for myself. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? This is a question for a teenager. What? Teenager? I will explain it later Ambassador. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: another teenee question. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Books, books and again books. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Always full full. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Lefty. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? The scissors WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? More books. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? Thousands (of books) WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? The flyer COMBO 23 FLS Eagle WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The flyer COMBO 23 FLS Eagle FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: A swimming Vulcan. Hey, Ambassador, you are doing it well. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: When Ambassador Sarek will date me in that vegetarian restaurant, then I will perhaps try ever the broccoli. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Your attaché, Ambassador, but I have send it to him anyway. Besides, this was the last apple.