NAME: T’Pau 

SEX: That’s not your concern.

HOME: The Clan residence in the Capital City on Vulcan.

HEIGHT: Just on the same level with the sharp edge of my lirpa.

EYES: Guess by yourself, if you dare to look into them.

HAIR: Long enough.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Television is illogical.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  Mouse pad is illogical.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Female magazines are illogical.

FAVOURITE SMELL: The dry desert wind.,

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: To watch this human captain to handle 
with his lirpa so miserably.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: This half blood is better with this 
weapon, than I have thought.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: To disappear into the desert: only 
me any my lirpa.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: What is it? Illogical! I prefer the sounds 
of the night desert.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS
MORNING? Again one of this endless family councils? Where is my 
lirpa!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Never!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Illogical!

PEN OR PENCIL: I have my secretary.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I have my secretary.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Dry desert fruits, which I have found by myself.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I did.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? No one would dare!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Could I find it in the desert?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Could I find them in the desert?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I prefer to move by my feet.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Stuffed?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A L’ematya. 
But this human captain with his ripped uniform would be enjoyable 
too.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A L’ematya.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Fascinating!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? This 
human captain with his ripped uniform.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Alcohol is illogical!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Astrology is illogical!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Broccoli doesn’t grow in the desert!

GIRLS - WOULD YOU ASK A GUY FOR THE SHIRT OFF HIS
BACK? The shirt is offered to me always without asking.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A job? I 
was destined for my current function!

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Vanity is 
illogical!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have 
already a L’ematya tattooed onto my right shoulder blade.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love is illogical!

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I have seen enough weddings in my 
life, to prefer an another theme for my dreams. Besides dreaming 
is illogical!

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Lirpas.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? This philosophical question 
is illogical!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? What is a snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? A have my 
secretary.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  The sand 
storm!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? The sand of the desert.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? PI: all happenings are a circle.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? My own feet.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  My own feet.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: The lirpa-gladiators.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
Does Sarek and his human wife nothing better to do in their 
embassy?

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO
RESPOND TO IT: T’Lar the main priest in Gol. There are still some 
things between us, we didn’t solve yet.